Dove Club

Noobs

2011-03-16T10:58:00.000-07:00

What makes Dove Club have such a bad rep. is the over abundance of NOOBS. Oh god even writing out that word makes me wince. We can thank them whenever someone disses our club. =/

Types of noobs:

1. Noobs who think they are the shit

Oh yes those types of noobs swear and kiss ass to the populars. And when someone disagrees with them they usually counter back with "WTF" (*shivers* Urg even thinking about it is painful). I would post a picture, but I'm sure you already know who they are.

2. Insulting noobs

They come into the club with a fake account and start 'dissing' every comment, making insulting remarks that frankly are uncalled for. Or sometimes they aren't even on a fake account. Example:

Did you believe that was funny? I'd say your humor is messed up.

3. Noobs who threaten to report you

If something doesn't go their way they throw a fit and start to whine. And they threaten to report you or not like you anymore -_- And eventually becomes also a noob number 2.

Example conversation:

Person A: Haha lol
Noob: What does 'lol' mean
Person A: Lol

Noob: WHAT!?!

Person B: You seriously don't know what it means?

Noob: What does it mean!!!!

Person A and B: Wow...
Noob: I'ma report you!

4. N00b$ wh0 tlk lyke this bbz

Yes well we rarely see them talk like that anymore but we do see similar things:

Ex 1: YOU SUCK YOU SO STOOPID AHAHAHA
Is your caps lock broken?

Ex 2: Hi. I. Really. Like. To. Invade. Other. Clubs.

Why put so much effort in trying to type like that? It doesn't make you cool.

5. Noobs who just don't get it.

They just don't understand things. And when those types of people all come together it usually results in:

"OMG LYKE LETS INVADE OTHER CLUBZZ WE'RE SO COOL"

I don't blame them, I mean to feel 'unified' and loyal to this club is great. But it only makes DC look worse.

Peace.

Looks like DC has got a hater again.

2011-03-14T13:40:00.000-07:00

Yes, again we can't have fun without a hater.

But really? What I think of them as girls who are incredibly bored and just want to cause an issue. I mean it is funny to see other people's reactions.

But really just saying that you hate them shouldn't bother anyone. It's not like you're insulting them (perhaps offending them) but not insulting them. In fact making a hate list like that only gives those people more attention.

Just like Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift. Personally I would feel thankful afterward if Kanye West did something like that to me (well after I felt a little sad and uncomfortable) because so many people would give more attention.

And other DC members want to be on that list for that reason. It makes them feel like apart of the 'popular'/ well-known group. It's quite funny actually and a little sad. Really saying stuff like:

"Oh yay I'm glad not to be on the list...though i'm super dee duper popz as well..." is basically saying:

"PUT ME ON THE LIST."

Can you get anymore obvious?

Peace.

Poser! With a capital P for pathetic.

2011-03-14T13:22:00.000-07:00

Wow D.C is this a first. A girl pretending to be a guy, spamming guest books, and writing inappropriate stuff that I just find completely hilarious (only because it's just so wrong and pathetic).

Here were are:

A girl can't get another girl pregnant. Just saying.

You've certainly out beat the previous attention seeker in the last blog entry. And you're causing more problems. We all know you're a bored girl pretending to be a guy (and I bet you're laughing because it's just so fun - hear my sarcasm?
Clearly you have a real account where you go on Dove Club, and you know how this club works especially: Say something insulting and people explode.

Also, why would a 17 year old guy come on here talking about getting girl's pregnant with a medoll like that? Er...obviously they wouldn't come on here.

And you're getting pissed off at people who call you a girl and noob. Cry me a river it's obvious that you are one. Just someone who seeks attention, and a girl who can't handle all the people insulting her back. (Don't worry I'm the same).

It was fun. And I give you props for trying. You added some life in D.C, now gtfo.

Peace.

Looks like DC has got a hater

2011-03-13T20:49:00.000-07:00

And a pathetic one at that.

Congratulations:

You're a keeper! You're personally attacking Paige and Juju (hence the username). Making topics that frankly don't make sense. But it's not complete hate, more like a love-hate-stupid relationship, where you enjoy receiving all the attention with your bipolar contradicting words. (Hey congratz again, I'm giving you more attention) But no, it's not just the well-known people that your spitting out your haterade on, it's all the people that bother you. Maybe we're the same? We want to say how we feel, so we hide behind fake usernames and acts. I admit you're making things interesting, though pissing off people in the process (not a good combo.)

Enough is enough. Who are you? (No I really don't need to know) That my friend is using language to my abilities, it's a writer's method: Asking rhetorical questions. I kind of doubt you're a hater on your real account; I think you just want to speak your mind...but hun, no one wants to hear it.

Peace.

Attention! Seekers!

2011-03-13T15:41:00.000-07:00

They are the essence of this club. And we aren't the only ones, in fact go to OC, MSW, FC and all the other clubs and you'll spot them instantly. I mean I am one myself.

And who are they? Well it's self-explanatory. You want attention. So you seek it. And now you have a label for yourself yay.

Methods:

- Act perverted
- Create fake accounts to piss off people
- Pretend to get hacked
- Leave the club and come back in less than ten minutes
- Be a noob
- Create unnecessary drama

You know some attention seekers aren't hated, and they don't need to be. In fact some become more 'popular' and even have a very few of their own ass lickers. Congratz.

Noobs...or more or so just to you :)

2011-03-13T15:19:00.000-07:00

We all have them. We all are them once in awhile. And I try not to make a hate blog...lol, whoops already hated on the virtuals, so much for that.

And I hate that term: Noobs. But really what else do you call them? I don't mean the new members who come and aren't sure of things. No, I mean the ones who just don't get it. At all.

It's funny. Really, don't you laugh? When someone tries to act like they are the shit. Hold on let me make it more obvious. THE SHIT.

When really, it should be more like complete Shit.

What's your goal? To make a complete fool out of yourself? Go ahead, try to act superior when in the end no one gives a crap. I should be making this topic more general, for all them out there, but really I have specific people in mind.

So hi 'you all', yeah I am speaking to you. But clearly you just make assumptions and go around shooting your mouth with swears for no reason, so you won't even read this. Why do you act like this? Why do you irritate so many people?

Just last night you were making a fool out of yourself trying to invade OC. Ahaha give me a break.

Funnier thing was that no one clicked your topic even.

Get off your high horse, remove that stick from your butt, you act like your 10 and you probably are.

Virtuals

2011-03-13T14:45:00.000-07:00

Name: D.C Insider

Age: In the 'teens'

Knowledgeable, writer, tired of these virtuals.

Here we go, topic number one, and lets make it memorable. VIRTUALS These are the role playing topics for those who are bored, lonely, and want to be someone they aren't.

Here's what's wrong with them:

1. They do it for the 'Boys'

Mostly every single virtual consists of MANY girls who usual use the word: hot, cute, friendly, nice, etc to describe themselves. Really? 'Cause when the 'guy' you like is flirting with another girl, you just become: desperate, emotional, and a virtual attention seeker.
The girls on these virtuals do it for the 'guys'. And they all flirt with the 'guys' that show up. I've been putting quotation marks around the words 'boy' and 'guy' because well, you and I both know that those 'guys' are really just girls on a guys account. Do you believe that someone with a username like: HottieDude232341 is a real guy? And they are 17? More like an 11 year old girl. Give me a break.

2. The inappropriate horny ones.

Yes, we all know those incredibly uncensored sexual virtuals where horny teens go to get it on *shoot me*

Example:

I didn't even have to go hunting for one. It was on the first page. No I have nothing against people who are bi-sexual, lesbian, or gay (I mean at least ones like these they aren't chasing after fake guys) but the fact that it's "Dirty".

What's so appealing about something like this:

Person A: Ooh yeah I'm ready....uh uh uh uh

Person B: You're sexy let me take off ALL your clothes.

Sorry I had to stop, otherwise I was going to gag. Do you get aroused by people typing in stuff like that? Please find another site for your own pleasure.

3. Excessive amount of topic posts

There are a lot of you guys. A LOT. And you all keep making topics. In fact, the same repetitive topic. Just all join one. Or make a few that are different (V. Family and V. Family NEED MORE PEOPLE and V. Famly are the same topic. Just join one and delete the others) Or better yet. Just stop. If you like role playing that much join Twilight Club. They are perfectly welcoming of roleplayers, in fact their club mostly consists of roleplayers.

I vent and I complain. Hate me if you will. I'm just speaking my opinions. And I welcome yours.

Peace.

About DoveClubBlog

2011-03-13T14:18:00.000-07:00

*Sniff*

Can you smell that? That's the scent of soap. Specifically: Dove.

Yeah, no this blog isn't about the Dove brand or is it trying to promote it. No, this is rather a blog about everything and anything that goes on in Stardoll's Dove Club.

Sure the club is well, small. And I don't mean by the amount of members, but by its drama amount. And in some ways that's good, with the exception that instead it is flooded by tons and tons of virtuals and rarely any interesting topic comes up.

Well that could change. Easily. But my goal in making this blog, isn't to take over Dove Club (of course not!) But my goal is to make some changes, add some flavor, increase the reputation of Dove Club. And we most definitely aren't going to become a noob club about soap.